Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5774 (?)
- SCP-5774 is a small stone monkey-like statue that looks like it's from the Aztec empire, but was painted with modern paint. When no one is recording it, the statue becomes an invisible, ghost-like monster that can change its appearance to resemble famous folklore creatures like Bigfoot or Mothman. This creature is very good at hiding and hunting, and it relentlessly stalks and tries to scare two reality TV show hosts named Billy and Matt MacGuller. It is kept in a standard locker and constantly watched by cameras, which forces it to remain a harmless statue.
- Ray cat (?)
- A "ray cat" is a theoretical genetically engineered cat proposed by philosophers Françoise Bastide and Paolo Fabbri in 1984 as a way to warn future generations, 10,000 years from now, about buried nuclear waste. The idea is that these cats would change color or glow in the presence of radiation, acting as living detectors. The proposal also suggested creating folklore, songs, and myths around these cats to ensure the warning is passed down through time, even if languages change. While never seriously considered by the US government or engineered, the concept has gained cultural attention and sparked discussions about long-term communication and nuclear semiotics.