CS student converting caffeine into code. I love writing Go, TS, C++ and building hyper-focused side projects. I enjoy the challenge of building tools from scratch to truly master the underlying architecture. Prefers command-line tools, terminal-first workflows, and spending far too much time customizing Neovim.
- Quantum JavaScript, where
0 == 1if you believe hard enough. - OS in Excel formulas, bootloader in
=IF(A1="BIOS",TRUE,FALSE). - Rendering 3D graphics in Bash, 1 FPS of pure, unfiltered regret.
- Building a blockchain for tracking my caffeine intake, immutable proof of poor life choices.
- Reverse engineering my casio calculator to mine crypto, passive income bro.
- Getting Arch Linux to boot from a potato, spoiler: it can, but you shouldn't.

